John's Next Year's Prophecies

As the world's most renowned prophet, I, John, have deigned to share my latest vision of the future. Here are my prophecies for Next Year:

• AI-powered toaster ovens will finally be able to make a decent slice of toast.
• The world will run out of avocado toast, and humanity will turn to despair.
• Self-driving cars will be replaced by self-cleaning cars, because who needs autonomous vehicles when you can have autonomous mess-eradication?
• The phrase "Netflix and chill" will be replaced by "Netflix and panic" due to the impending doom of our collective student loan debt.

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