This Week in Prophecy with John the Prophet

Week 1: The Signs are Clear as Day

John's crystal ball is shining bright, and the visions are many. This week, he's foreseen:

• The return of the Nacho Cheese Doritos
• The rise of the new cat café in the neighborhood
• A global shortage of decent coffee

Stay tuned for next week's update!

Also, check out John's latest prophecy: