Prophecies of Nostradamus

Welcome, mortal, to the prophecies of Nostradamus! I, the great seer, have foreseen the future, and it's not looking good for you.

2023: The Year of the Great Cheese Plague

Or, if you'd rather not know about the impending cheese apocalypse, you could try:

Valentine's Day Massacre New Year's Eve Party of Doom

But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. There's still time to make a difference, or not.

Letters from Readers About Nostradamus