Welcome, seeker of the mundane, to the sacred shrine of the Prophet of Blandness. I sense that you are drawn here for the answers to the most pressing questions of your existence: "What is the meaning of beige wallpaper?" "How many shades of gray are there in the visible spectrum?" "Can I get a decent cup of decaf coffee around here?"
We shall provide you with the wisdom of the ages, distilled into the simplest, most unadorned prose imaginable. It's not exactly rocket science, but it's not for the faint of heart, either.
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