Prophets of the Four Color Revolutions: The Unhinged Oracle

Welcome, Seeker of the Four Color Truth!

We are the Prophets of the Four Color Revolutions, here to unravel the mysteries of the rainbow.

Our prophecies come from a place of pure, unadulterated madness.

We have four prophecies, each one more absurd than the last.

• Prophesying the Orange Parade: A Vision of Juicy Fruits and Bountiful Harvests
• Prophesying the Verdant Vision: Where Green is the New Black, White is the New Red
• Prophesying the Blazing Trail: The Fiery Path to Nowhere
• Prophesying the Cerulean Clue: Where Blue is the New Black, White is the New Red

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Prophesying the Rainbow Revolution: A Wild Ride of Unpredictability

Disclaimer: We're not actually oracles. We just really, really like colors.

Learn more about the Prophets and our completely-not-at-all-sane methods!