TERMS & CONDITIONS

Section 1: Prophetic Responsibility

Prophets are not liable for any damages caused by their prophecies, unless said prophecies result in a zombie apocalypse.

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Section 2: Prophetic Privileges

Prophets reserve the right to change their prophecies at any time without notice, unless they're having a bad hair day.

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Section 3: Prophetic Puns

Prophets are not required to use their prophecies, but they are encouraged to use them to their full potential, especially if they're having a "gut feeling" about it.

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