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On the Importance of Procrastination

Learn the art of doing nothing, with style. Our expert prophets have compiled the definitive guide on the art of putting off your responsibilities until tomorrow (at the latest).

The Seven Deadly Sins of Procrastination The Art of Crafting the Perfect Excuse

But be warned: our advice may lead to existential dread, crippling anxiety, or a strong desire to take a long walk off a short pier.

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