Welcome to the Prophets' Announcements page, where we provide actual solutions to your most pressing questions. Because, let's be real, nobody has time for vague answers or empty promises.
Solution 1: For when you've lost your keys, but not really.
Solution 2: For when you've forgotten your password, and it's not even a real password.
Solution 3: For when you've run out of snacks, and the apocalypse is near.
Stay tuned for more actual solutions, or just use the back button and pretend we never said anything.