Actual Solutions

Presented with Utmost Seriousness

Here are the real answers to all your problems, no fluff or filler. We've consulted the great Oracle, and here's what we've got:

For all your love life problems, try actual-solution-1.
For existential dread, see solution-2.
For the apocalypse, visit solution-3, but not really, that's still a work in progress.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try actual-solution-4 for a more...unconventional approach.

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