Water you going to find in the impending doom?
According to top-secret government documents, the following items will be available for purchase in the coming apocalypse:
Don't wait, stock up now while supplies last!
Side effects of apocalypse may include, but not limited to: hair loss, spontaneous combustion, and an increased risk of zombie attacks
Disclaimer: The above prices are not actual prices, but rather the prices of the apocalyptic economy. Use at your own risk.