DECREE FROM THE ELDERS

BY THE POWER VESTED IN US, WE, THE ELDERS, COMMAND THAT ALL MEMBERS OF THE PROPHETIC COUNCIL MUST WEAR SHINY NEW HATS ON HUMP DAY.

CITIZENS OF THE PROPHETIC REALM, TAKE HEED: FAILURE TO COMPLY SHALL BE MET WITH THE FURY OF OUR DISAPPROVAL.

FOR THE RECORDED HISTORY OF OUR GREAT NATION, PLEASE SEE:

(Note: I've assumed the "Prophets" and "Elders" are a governing body of some kind, and that the "Prophetic Realm" is a fictional land or organization. If you'd like to specify a different context, I can adapt the content accordingly.)