A Message to the People of the Realm
By the power vested in us by the Great Overlords, it is decreed that:
Effective immediately, all citizens are required to wear matching jumpsuits on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:
1. The forced viewing of reruns of "The Great Overlords' Favorite Soap Opera"
2. The forced listening to the Great Overlords' rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat
3. The forced consumption of an entire can of "Elder's Delight" brand sardines in one sitting
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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