Decree of the Great Prophet, 5000

By order of the Great Prophet, 5000:

It is hereby decreed that all citizens of the land shall wear socks with sandals on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snack privileges
• Assignment to the dreaded Department of Unpleasant Tasks
• Revocation of all social standing and reputation

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Read Decree 6 for more information. View all previous decrees.