The Sixth and Final Decree of the Great and Powerful Prophet of Prophets

By the power vested in me, I declare that the time of reckoning is upon us. The people have been warned, and now the reckoning shall begin.

Key Points:

• Everyone must wear plaid on Tuesdays.
• There will be no more snacks in the break room.
• The coffee machine has been replaced with a vending machine that dispenses only disappointment.

Prophetic Decrees:

• Decree Number 1: The Great Pizza Heist
• Decree Number 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
• Decree Number 3: The Fjord of the Forgotten
• Decree Number 4: The Great and Powerful Prophet's Guide to the Perfect Joke
• Decree Number 5: The Unholy Union of Cheese and Caviar
• Decree Number 6: The Sixth and Final Decree of the Great and Powerful Prophet of Prophets