The Sixth and Final Decree of the Great and Powerful Prophet of Prophets
By the power vested in me, I declare that the time of reckoning is upon us.
The people have been warned, and now the reckoning shall begin.
Key Points:
- Everyone must wear plaid on Tuesdays.
- There will be no more snacks in the break room.
- The coffee machine has been replaced with a vending machine that dispenses only disappointment.
Prophetic Decrees: