By the power invested in us, we declare the second method to achieve enlightenment, balance, and perfect hair!
We're talking, of course, about the Prophetic Way, where our expert team of Prognosticators will guide you through the labyrinthine paths of the universe.
Our methods are based on the ancient art of Method 1, but with a few tweaks, adjustments, and possibly a pinch of moonbeams.
Don't settle for less! Join us on this epic journey, and let the Prophetic Prognosticators show you the way!
Method 3: The Even More Prophetic Way is available,ประก but don't expect us to tell you what it is just yet.