Are you tired of living in the same old timeline? Sick of the monotony of everyday reality? Look no further than our Temporal Looper's Guide to Breaking the Timestream!
With our patented Temporal Looping Techniques, you'll be able to:
But wait, there's more! Our advanced techniques include:
Don't believe us? Check out our Basic Techniques: Chrono-Surfing for a primer on how to get started.
Or, if you're feeling bold, dive into our Advanced Techniques: Time-Dancing for the real pros.
And remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't use your newfound temporal powers for evil. Or do. We won't judge.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Prophets of Time!