By combining elements of chaos theory, statistical analysis, and sheer guesswork, Prophetic Fuzzy-Math seeks to predict the unpredictable. It's like trying to find the needle in the haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is a chicken.
Our team of expert prophets have been working tirelessly to develop this revolutionary new approach, which involves:
Results have been... interesting. We're talking 50% accurate, give or take 30%.
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