Possible Solution 1: The Great Sock Puppet of Despair

For those who've lost all hope and are now forced to wear mismatched socks, behold! We've created an algorithm that uses AI, quantum entanglement, and pure chaos theory to predict the perfect sock match.

This revolutionary solution uses a combination of machine learning, neural networks, and sheer dumb luck to create a sock matching system so accurate, it's like it was meant to be.

But wait, what about the socks that don't match? Don't worry, we've got that covered too!

And for the really adventurous types, we have the "Sock-ception" method, where you just give up on life and let the socks match themselves.

Side effects of this solution may include: increased productivity, spontaneous combustion, and a strong urge to reorganize your sock drawer.

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