After careful consideration, our team has come to the conclusion that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unlikeliest of places: a 1980s time capsule buried deep beneath the surface of the sun.
Using a combination of duct tape, twine, and sheer force of will, our team has managed to construct a makeshift bridge between the past and the present, allowing us to communicate with the inhabitants of 1985.
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