Defining the Undefinable: Phase 2

Phase 2: Overstatement Techniques

In this phase, we will explore the most advanced and absurd methods for defining the undefinable. These techniques are so powerful, they're not even a little bit subtle.

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Example 1: The Overstatement Index

This technique involves multiplying the number of words used to describe a concept by exactly 7.42. This has been proven to increase its definability by 3000%.

Example 2: The Infinite Definition Loop

This method involves defining the term by referencing itself, then referencing that reference, and so on, ad infinitum.

Example 3: The Dictionary of Undefinables

This approach involves creating an entire dictionary filled with definitions for the undefinable, each one contradicting the others.

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