The Cosmic Conflagration is a rare astronomical phenomenon where the fabric of space-time itself is disrupted by the intense gaze of our prophet's beard. It's like a cosmic wildfire, but with more beards.
Q: Will I be affected by the Cosmic Conflagration?
A: Only if you're wearing a fedora. Otherwise, you're safe.
Q: Can I predict when the Cosmic Conflagration will occur?
A: No, because our prophet's beard is too unpredictable. Even our prophet can't tell when it'll happen.
Q: Can I prevent the Cosmic Conflagration?
A: Only by giving us more snacks. We're talking cosmic-level snacks. Like, a lot of them.
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