Monday, April 1st: The Prophet's Birthday
Expect an influx of well-wishers and awkward small talk with your coworkers.
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Prepare for a 4-hour line for vegan, gluten-free falafel.
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Everyone has to fall backwards into a ball pit. Don't forget your participation trophy.
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Expect a 50% increase in productivity due to excessive celebrating.
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Get ready for 12 hours of non-stop dubstep.
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Take a well-deserved 24 hour nap, but don't get too comfortable.
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Prepare for an onslaught of awkward family photos and over-sharing.
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