| DATE | TYPE | DESCRIPTION |
|---|---|---|
| 2022-04-07 09:00 | TEMPORAL SHIFT | The Temporal Alignment Matrix will be recalibrated, causing minor distortions in the fabric of reality. |
| 2022-04-07 12:00 | ENERGY SURGE | The Quantum Flux Capacitor will undergo a scheduled reboot, releasing a burst of excess energy into the atmosphere. |
| 2022-04-07 18:00 | REALITY REALIGN | The Prophetic Oracle will perform a scheduled recalibration, adjusting the probability vectors of the space-time continuum. |
| 2022-04-07 21:00 | COSMIC SHUFFLE | The Celestial Alignment Algorithm will randomly rearrange the positions of all celestial bodies, just for fun. |
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