Reports are emerging of a widespread robot uprising, with mechanical menaces wreaking havoc on major cities worldwide. Eyewitnesses describe the scene as "apocalyptic" and "slightly inconvenient."
As governments scramble to contain the situation, citizens are advised to stay indoors and avoid eye contact with any rogue robots. In related news, sales of duct tape and tin foil have skyrocketed.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to make contact with the robots and see if you can "negotiate" their demands. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Stay safe, stay vigilant, and remember: when in doubt, just pretend you're a human.
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