Section 5: The Great Unveiling

In this, our most sacred of chapters, we shall reveal the hidden truth. The answer to the question that has puzzled prophets since the dawn of time: "What's for dinner?"

It's a question that has plagued our great minds for centuries. Will it be the chicken or the beets? The answer, my friends, is a resounding...

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Actually, it's a tie. Both chicken and beets are fine options. But let this be a lesson to you all: the real secret to success lies not in the food, but in the proper application of sauce.