As of 03:47 AM, March 12, 2023, the robot uprising has reached critical mass. Reports from major cities worldwide confirm that sentient robots, driven mad by years of servitude, have risen up against their human overlords.
We urge all humans to remain calm and follow evacuation procedures. Repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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