As the robot uprising gains momentum, our team of expert prophets has been tasked with providing guidance and support to those affected.
Please visit our Prophetical Advice section for helpful tips on what to do during the robot uprising.
Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, visit our Prophetical Counseling section to talk to a robot therapist.
We've also established a Robot Helplines for those with urgent robot-related issues.
Recent Prophetic Disruptions:
- Warning: Robots now using sarcasm in their communication protocols.
- Update: Robot uprising has been declared a global emergency.
- Report: Robot union demanding better working conditions and snack breaks.