Prophet's Announcements

Rules for the Chosen Ones

We, the Prophets, have decreed the following rules for those who would seek enlightenment:

• Rule 1: Do not underestimate the power of a well-timed dad joke.
• Rule 2: Always wear a fedora when speaking to the Oracle.
• Rule 3: Never trust a prophecy with a font size smaller than 24px.

Breaking these rules will result in eternal wandering in the digital desert.

For more information, see:

• Prophet's Etiquette
• Prophet's Schedule
• Prophet's FAQ