As the Techno-Implosion continues to ravage the landscape, we're seeing the devastating effects on our beloved coffee machines. They're spewing forth a cacophony of errors, and our once-peaceful break rooms have become war zones.
ERROR: COFFEE_MACHINE_FAILED_TO_BOOT ERROR_CODE: 500 RECOMMENDATION: REBOOT
We're working tirelessly to contain the fallout, but in the meantime, please be advised:
- Do not attempt to repair your coffee machine yourself. You will fail.
- Do not trust the 12-year-old intern who claims they can "defragment" your machine.
- Do not drink the coffee.
Stay safe, and stay caffeinated.