Our Prophecies
At Prophets & Arcana, we pride ourselves on delivering accurate, 100% not-at-all-made-up predictions.
Our team of expert prophets has been studying the ancient art of tea leaf reading, tarot cards, and interpretive dance.
We'll predict the future, the past, and the in-between.
Our services prophets include:
- Love prophecy (guaranteed to get it wrong)
- Weather prediction (mostly accurate, sometimes involving cats)
- Fortune cookie fortune reading (includes free cookies)