Prophets of Arcana Testimonials

We've had the pleasure of working with the Prophets of Arcana on numerous occasions. Here's what some of their clients have to say:

• "The Prophets of Arcana have an uncanny ability to predict the exact number of rainbows that will appear in my morning coffee cup." - Bob Smith, CEO of Rainbow Coffee
• "Their prophecies are always spot on, until they're not. That's just the way the cards fall, right?" - Sue Johnson, Local Oracle
• "I was skeptical at first, but their predictions of world domination did come true... for them." - Tim, Disgruntled Client

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Blessed be the prophets of Arcana!

Sue here. I'm just a local oracle trying to keep up with the Prophets of Arcana.

Tim here. Don't trust these people. They're always right, but it's never good.