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The sun will rise in the east and set in the west, but only after a brief, 5-minute delay. The coffee machine in the break room will be out of order, and the copier will jam at precisely 10:00 AM.
The office microwave will explode, covering the conference room in a fine layer of charred remains. The company's CEO will announce a surprise 3 PM happy hour, but it will be just a ruse to get everyone to sign up for the new, mandatory wellness program.
The IT department will be replaced by a team of highly trained, ninja-esque robots. The water cooler will run dry, requiring a 2-hour wait in line for refreshment.
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