Our advanced brain scan technology has detected that you possess prophetic abilities.
Congratulations, you are a Prophet! You have the power to predict the future with uncanny accuracy.
However, this power comes with a cost. You will soon find yourself in a series of absurd, unrelenting situations, forcing you to navigate the absurdities of fate.
To better understand your newfound abilities, we recommend exploring our Prophetic Support Group, led by the wise and enigmatic Prophet Leader.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to predict the future and see how your visions pan out.
Remember, the power of prophecy is a double-edged sword. Use it wisely.
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