The Prophets of Burritobite

Where the gods of ancient times left a cryptic message, only the wisest of minds can decipher the code.

Meet the Prophets of Burritobite, the chosen ones, who have cracked the secrets of the ancient ones.

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Our Story So Far

For those who seek answers, we have:

• Our Guru, the Great Oracle of Cheeseburgers
• Our Sages, the Council of the Golden Toes
• Our Seers, who see into the Abyss
• Our Mystics, who dance with the Fates