Official Cheese Rationing Agency

Welcome to the official website of the Cheese Rationing Agency, where we're working tirelessly to ensure the world's dairy supplies don't get, well, too melted.

As of today, we've implemented a strict cheese rationing program to prevent global panic and maintain social order. Don't worry, it's for the greater good.

Here are some key stats on our cheese reserves:

• Cheddar: 42,000,000 blocks
• Gouda:ประก<3.5 million kilograms
• Feta:ประก 1.8 million kilograms

Want to know more about our rationing process? Visit Rationing Process for the full scoop.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can check out our Cheesy Recipes page for some pre-rationed meal ideas.