Prophet's Daily Bread and Cheese Fortunes: Cheese Tips

From the Desk of Our Esteemed Prophet

Today's tips:

Use the power of cheese to attract positive vibes into your life.
Invest in artisanal cheese for maximum flavor and minimal disappointment.
Don't trust anyone who doesn't appreciate a good grilled cheese sandwich.

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Recent Ruminations:

Our Prophet has been pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Here's what we've come up with:

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is, of course, a good cheddar." - The Prophet

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