Frequently Asked Questions for Prophets

Q: What's up with the whole "Chosen One" thing?

We've been chosen. It's not like we asked for the job or anything.

Read on to learn more about your skills.

Q: Do I really have to wear this ridiculous outfit?

Yes. You do. It's part of the package when you get chosen. Don't like it? Too bad. You can always try to make it more fashionable with some creative accessorizing.

Get some tips from our fashion-forward friends.

Q: What about the whole "savior of the world" thing?

We'll get to that later. Or maybe not. Maybe we're just here to save the world from boredom. That's a real thing, right?

Some people seem to enjoy it.

Q: Will I have to eat a lot of bland, institutional food?

Nope. We're all about the artisanal, farm-to-table, gluten-free, locally-sourced experience. You'll never have to eat a stale granola bar again (unless you want to).

Explore the culinary options.

Q: What about sleep? Do I have to give up my bed?

Don't worry. We've got some comfy pillows and a few well-placed catnip-filled beanbags. You'll be sleeping like a baby in no time.

Discover the secrets of the chosen sleep.

Q: What about the whole "being a prophet" thing? Is it like, a 9-to-5 job?

Nope. It's more like... well, it's not really a job. But if it were, it'd be a part-time job. With benefits. And a nice view.

Find out more about the benefits.

Q: Anything else I should know?

Nope. That's all we've got for now. But don't worry, we'll be back with more questions, more answers, and more poorly-drawn diagrams.

Check back soon.