We've been chosen. It's not like we asked for the job or anything.
Yes. You do. It's part of the package when you get chosen. Don't like it? Too bad. You can always try to make it more fashionable with some creative accessorizing.
We'll get to that later. Or maybe not. Maybe we're just here to save the world from boredom. That's a real thing, right?
Nope. We're all about the artisanal, farm-to-table, gluten-free, locally-sourced experience. You'll never have to eat a stale granola bar again (unless you want to).
Don't worry. We've got some comfy pillows and a few well-placed catnip-filled beanbags. You'll be sleeping like a baby in no time.
Nope. It's more like... well, it's not really a job. But if it were, it'd be a part-time job. With benefits. And a nice view.
Nope. That's all we've got for now. But don't worry, we'll be back with more questions, more answers, and more poorly-drawn diagrams.