According to our team of expert cheese prognosticators, a moderate to severe cheese shortage is expected to hit the nation's dairy aisles by the end of the week.
Our data indicates a perfect storm of factory closures, dairy farm outbreaks, and global supply chain disruptions that will leave consumers scrambling for their favorite fromage fix.
We recommend stocking up on emergency rations of gouda, brie, and parmesan to weather the coming storm.
Level 1: Mild Scarcity Level 2: Moderate Scarcity Level 3: Catastrophic Shortage