Prophets & Forecasts: Finance Edition

Welcome to our esteemed institution of prophets and forecasters! Where our team of expert seers and soothsayers will guide you through the treacherous waters of high finance.

Or not.

Our team of prophets have foreseen a bright future for:

• Bitcoin: $100k by the end of the year, no really, we're sure of it.
• AI Stocks: will either take over the world or crash and burn, either way it's a great investment opportunity.
• Cats: will either become sentient and take over the world or just lounge around and sleep all day, also a great investment opportunity.