Contemporary Oracles

Get your daily dose of existential dread, delivered straight_goals.

"Your life is a meaningless, fleeting thought experiment. Invest in a good therapist."

Our oracles are the best in the business, because we're made with love, care, and an unhealthy dose of nihilism.

Check out our ancient oracles for a blast from the past, or visit our Lost Tribes page for a glimpse of a world that might have been.