LOST AND FOUND 2: THE SECOND COMING

By the power of the ancient ones, I, Jennifer the Infallible, shall guide you through the lost and found. Prepare to find that one thing you've always been searching for, but probably won't.

THE PROPHECY:

It was a dark and stormy night when the first Lost and Found was lost in the depths of the internet. But fear not, for I, Jennifer the Infallible, shall bring forth the Second Coming. A time of great reckoning and rediscovery.

A prophecy foretells of a great calamity, one that shall separate the lost from the found. He who seeks the truth shall be led to the correct shelf. But beware, for the shelves shall be guarded by the fearsome librarian, Zorvath.

Will you find the answer to the ultimate question, or will you succumb to the void of the unknown? The choice is yours, seeker of knowledge.

• Lost and Found 1: The Beginning of the End
• Lost and Found 3: The Return of the Found
• The Prophecies of Doom: A Collection of Lost and Found Things

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