Lost Prophets

The Lost Prophets are a group of visionaries who have lost their way in the desert of the soul. They have been wandering for years, searching for the meaning of life, but have only found sand dunes and cacti.

They are a motley crew, each with their own unique brand of crazy. There's Bob, the self-proclaimed "Seer of the Sandstorm"; Larry, the "Lover of Lost Causes"; and Sue, the "Sibyl of the Sonic Boom".

Together, they have been trying to decipher the ancient art of prophecy, but have only managed to predict the weather, the price of gas, and the exact number of grains of sand in the dunes.

Join us on our journey as we search for the truth, or at least a good spot to grab a cold one.

Read about Bob, the Seer of the Sandstorm

Read about Larry, the Lover of Lost Causes

Read about Sue, the Sibyl of the Sonic Boom