Level 1: The Novice Prophet
Unremarkable Predictions and Free Coffee

Welcome, novice prophet, to the first level of the Order of the Prophetic Lottery! At this level, you'll be predicting the weather for the local squirrel population. Don't worry if your predictions are off by 5 degrees; our proprietary squirrel-sensei algorithm will adjust for error.

As a Novice Prophet, you'll receive: