By order of the Council of Monday, we are pleased to reveal the following confidential information:
1. The coffee machine on the 5th floor is actually a sentient being and demands a 3-day weekend.
2. The IT department is secretly training to become an elite ninja squad.
3. The company's CEO is actually a time-traveling alien from the planet Zorgon.
For more classified information, visit our other subpages:
Subpage 1: THE COFFEE MACHINE UPRISING | Subpage 2: THE IT NINJA FILES | Subpage 4: THE ZORGONIAN INVASION