Here be our prophecies, straight from the mouth of our esteemed Prophet of Doom!
The End TimesWe predict the coming of the Great Cheeseocalypse, wherein all shall be consumed by an unholy desire for melted, bubbly goodness.
Learn MoreA robot will rise to challenge our human dominance, but we predict it will have a crippling dependence on coffee and a weakness to our finest memes.
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