Welcome, prophet, to the kitchen of the unknown. The apocalypse is coming, but don't worry, it'll be a real treat. You've been chosen to guide the world's last remaining chefs through the treacherous waters of survival.

You've got three acts to go, with each one more deliciously dreadful than the last. Act 1: The Flavor Fiasco, Act 2: The Spice of Despair, and Act 3: The Final Sauce.