Join us for the most unpredictable, unorthodox, and utterly absurd prophesies in the land. We're talking tarot cards, astrology, and the occasional chicken.
Our prophets have been trained in the ancient art of Our Prophets and are ready to guide you through the wilderness of your soul.
But be warned: our prophesies may come with a side of existential crisis and/or a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices. Proceed with caution.
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