The Pledges of Absurdist Prophets

Herein lies the realm of prophets, but not just any prophets, Absurdist Prophets. These visionaries have forsaken the traditional path to enlightenment, embracing instead the absurd, the illogical, and the utterly bewildering.

Our prophets have taken the following, ahem, "pledges":

• To wear a different colored sock with every outfit, lest the fabric of reality be torn asunder.
• To use the word "serendipity" in every conversation, regardless of context or consequence.
• To eat an entire pizza by oneself, in one sitting, and then write a 5000-word essay on the experience.

View the Quantum Pledge, a pledge so absurd, it defies the laws of physics and good taste.