Recipe for the Utterly Inept: "Burnt Pancakes of Doom"

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 500°F (260°C). If you're not sure what that means, just make something up.
  2. In a large bowl, combine ingredients of despair, self-doubt, and existential dread. Mix until they form a thick, gloopy paste.
  3. Pour the paste into a greased pan and cook until it's burnt to a crisp.
  4. Serve with a side of regret and a dash of 'what could've gone wrong?'.
Variant 1: The 'I'm-Going-to-Sleep-Now' Edition | Variant 2: The 'I'm-a-Giant-Squid' Edition
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