Recipe for the Utterly Inept: "Burnt Pancakes of Doom"
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of utter despair
- 1/2 cup of self-doubt
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
- 1 pinch of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 500°F (260°C). If you're not sure what that means, just make something up.
- In a large bowl, combine ingredients of despair, self-doubt, and existential dread. Mix until they form a thick, gloopy paste.
- Pour the paste into a greased pan and cook until it's burnt to a crisp.
- Serve with a side of regret and a dash of 'what could've gone wrong?'.