Prophet's Pledge Stats - Because Who Needs Accuracy, Anyway?

As a proud prophet, I've made 47% of my predictions come true (the rest of you can just blame it on the coffee).

We're talking 92% chance of moderate success in our prophecies, 3% chance of utter failure, and 5% chance of getting lost in a sea of confusing prophecies.

But don't worry! Our team of expert prophets is 100% committed to providing you with the most accurate, the most reliable, and the most completely-made-up prophecies on the web.